Suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune!

So I have been parking my scooter at a bike rack on Central campus since I got it. Today, I got a parking ticket! From campus security aka THE MAN. (Note: Devlin tells me 'The Person' is politically correct for 'The Man,' but I do not care to be PC right now.)

Firstly, it says my scooter is purple. Yay!

Secondly, it says I need to use the "motorcycle parking areas."

I searched for these magical lands. There's one on Central Campus. It's between Central High and Grady Cole. It's full of sun all day, therefore extremely hot. ALSO, there is nothing for me to tether my scooter to,

So I've appealed this, my $5 ticket. I sent a message about how unsettled I'd feel leaving my scooter out in the open and how there are plenty of scooters on Central Campus parked similarly. My solution is to dedicate a bike rack on campus specifically for scooter parking.

And if my scooter gets stolen while using the motorcycle parking area, I will sue CP.

I do not care for the parking nazis. This is scooter-discrimination!